A Lot for the Billy Bob/Angelina Relationship Parable

Ahem! Billy Bob Thornton really wants to obvious something up: "I'd never create a movie about my closest friend, either, or other ex of mine, or something like that. That isn't my bag. I do not mind subjecting myself, but I am definitely not gonna create a movie about another person. [...] If she found me, or any one of my buddies found me, and stated, 'I would really like that you should write a movie about these encounters Ive had,' i quickly would take into account that. But no - we dont know how that happened." Alas. [Vulture]